Seriously Emmanuel?

Can anyone take Emmanuel Macron seriously anymore?

From staging “man of the people” photo ops in hoodies while hobnobbing with billionaires, to lecturing America on democracy while putting French farmers in chokeholds for protesting environmental mandates, Macron has become less of a world leader and more of a walking contradiction in designer shoes.

Let’s recap, shall we?

• He tried to raise the retirement age while French citizens were *literally* setting trash fires in the streets. Bold strategy, Mon Président.
• He scolded the U.S. for its “polarization”… while banning protest zones in Paris.
• He cozied up to China and Iran—because nothing says “freedom and human rights” like wooing the world’s worst regimes.
• He floated the idea of a **European army** independent of NATO… because apparently, France alone could deter Russia with a stern letter and a stale croissant.
• Oh, and let’s not forget the First Lady’s lawsuit over being called… well, something other than Madame. (We’ll let the Delaware courts handle that one.)

Can France be saved?

That’s a big oui/non. It’s hard to say. But one thing’s for sure: as long as Macron is at the helm, the satire writes itself.

Which is why we humbly suggest a new bumper sticker:
👉 **“Save the French”**
(A limited-edition collector’s item available in our merch store, right next to the “Uncroissanted” mugs.)

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The man’s got a limited shelf life. Once he’s out of office (or replaced by someone somehow *even worse*), we’ll have to move on to other French absurdities. Like their bizarre obsession with Jerry Lewis.

So for now, pour yourself a lukewarm café au lait, scroll through our latest posts, and enjoy the magnificent disasterpiece that is Macron’s presidency.

Because seriously, Emmanuel – you’ve made satire in style again.

Questions of the Day…

Q: How  can anyone take this seriously?

Q: How can anyone take Emmanuel Macron seriously?

Q: Can France be saved?

Q: Can Europe be saved?