PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron has proudly unveiled a revolutionary new solution to the Middle East conflict: the "Instant Palestine! Build-a-Country Kit." Marketed as “As Seen on UN TV!”, the kit includes everything a budding non-nation needs to...
Is Emmanuel Macron the Antichrist? A Serious Look at a Growing QuestionFor centuries, theologians and prophecy watchers alike have speculated about the identity of the Antichrist—a mysterious, charismatic world leader foretold in the books of Daniel, Revelation, and 2...
Seriously Emmanuel?Can anyone take Emmanuel Macron seriously anymore? From staging “man of the people” photo ops in hoodies while hobnobbing with billionaires, to lecturing America on democracy while putting French farmers in chokeholds for protesting environmental...
International Lampoon Exclusive: Macron Sues Candace Owens, Demands Gender Reveal Party in CourtDELAWARE — In the most bizarre courtroom showdown since Amber Heard blamed a tiny dog for a giant mess, French President Emmanuel Macron and First Lady Brigitte Macron have...
France’s Recognition of a Palestinian State: A Dangerous Betrayal of Israel and Western Values (Note: This is Not Satire... for those of you who can not tell the difference) In a stunning and deeply misguided move, French President Emmanuel Macron announced that...